Watch out for Wesley

This, just in case you were wondering is a Doga class.
Doga is a word made up by the instructor and inventor of this new pastime using elements of the words Dog and Yoga.
Doga is a yoga class you can go to with your dog, so while you are stretching and balancing, and using deep breathing techniques to reach your inner calm, your dog has the opportunity to illustrate how entirely out of synch he/she is with you by  chasing another dog across someone else's yoga mat, slurping noisily out of the communal water bowl or avoiding the persistent and amorous advances of a huge black poodle called Wesley. Classes are not yet available on the Broadwater Farm Estate because there would be a massive and bloody staffy dog fight, but it is rumoured that they will soon be available in Hampstead.

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